FFM 2024 27: Do (not) Make The Bad Choices

Flash Fiction Month, day 27. Challenge: Write interactive fiction. At least half of the choices must originate from the 2600 Things Mr. Welch Can No Longer Do During An RPG generator‘s results and you must include the results in the artist’s comments.

The results I used:

• 571. I will not secretly maze the wizard’s familiar, druid’s companion or paladin’s mount just for a laugh.
• 50. Not allowed to use thermodynamic science to asphyxiate the orcs’ cave instead of exploring it first.
• 712. When told to leave a trail for the rest of the party to follow, they didn’t mean with cigarette butts.
• 1788. Even if it takes an hour before it’s my turn again, can’t kill time with solitaire.

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